Archive for June, 2009

28
Jun
09

how to eat a watermelon

27
Jun
09

Mmmmmm, yeah. I be sellin houses and shit.

Black slut in a bimmer.

26
Jun
09

didn’t we watch soccer and eat ice cream last night??

26
Jun
09

on the beach – neil young


they recorded the album while consuming a concoction called honey slides. ground marijuana cooked in with honey. they claim it could fuck you up worse than heroin. i think i want to try but i’m not sure. the album has some really good songs too.

25
Jun
09

And you thought mexicans liked mini-vans

recently found these gems on a japanese car show site…..all pretty bobo except the last one i would totally use as a daily boy.japvanjapvan2japvan3japvan4japvan5.jpeg

25
Jun
09

The job

I even have a megaphone to increase the capacity of my obnoxious and witless ramblings. Ring a bottle and you win a prize! Fuckin suckers.

25
Jun
09

this slick motherfucker died today.

so did farrah fawcett. her memory will live on in my spank bank.

25
Jun
09

need some cockamole for your faceadilla?

wow what a game.

if you bet 100$ on us, the payout was 982$. crazy.

what’s everyone doing sunday for the big finale? fados?

25
Jun
09

mediocregraphs

IMG_0275IMG_0294IMG_0298IMG_0311IMG_0295 note* last night while ridding a bicycle along south park drive in collingswood to my surprise I done did see a deer. a deer in collingswood? it was across from the baseball field near the learn to sail building. once it saw me it ran into the tall cat tails across from the baseball field. am i the first person to see a deer in collingswood? where did this little bugger come from ?

25
Jun
09

this is either…


…the pits or the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I can’t quite figure it out at this very moment so I’m just gonna go ahead and keep lookin at it. I wonder what man-sandals in the orange shirt back there was thinkin as he laid eyes upon this majestic creature?

25
Jun
09

whats the deal chicken peel?

has anyone put the site out there recently?? just sayin, i was a dickhead playin shootem up and just whored the site and we got a 100 view day….could a group effort make a 300 view day?stats

24
Jun
09

Think before you ink

ut-twogirls1ut-creepymuch

24
Jun
09

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.

fail-fork
google image searched fail…..this poor bastard was the 2nd image

24
Jun
09

Worlds first hipster……corrected

caveman
I’m sure this guy did some wicked tricks, it seems he has had a couple thousand years to practice….didn’t go for the bike upgrade tho.

24
Jun
09

world’s first hipster.


the copyright in the title is totally legit. 110 years ago, this dude was doin barspins.




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